I mean, you have to imagine me telling them that they Just Could Not light the pillows in my bhotel/b room on fire. (Actually happened.) Or drink all the little bottles of vodka in the minibar. Etc., etc., etc. b...../b NCJ 183781, Full Report of the Prevalence, Incidence, and Consequences of Intimate Partner Violence Against Women: Findings from the National Violence Against Women Survey, at iv (2000), available at http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bnij/b/pubs-sum/183781.htm ...